I Think I'm Gonna Piss On the Seat!. . .
Ok, so I was just in Bungie and there was a thread made concerning public bathrooms. Great idea. Figure I'll put my musings here.
First off, how many of you all reading this actually use public restrooms? Whether in school or otherwise?
I myself almost NEVER use public bathrooms. When I'm in school and really need to, I skip the bathrooms lining the hall and head straight for the somewhat "cleansier" bathrooms in our gym. No ones ever in there. I'm sure that whenever I do this, I get some strange looks from people, because I always do it during lunch when there are students and teachers in the gym playing basketball, but I just walk right past them, onto the stage, and into the locker room. Even once I'm there, I proceed to wipe down the seat before even touching it. I'll stop there.
Now that I've told you what I personally do, comes this question. Are these people who use public restrooms nowadays fucking idiots?
I swear that every time I walk into a public bathroom and see one of those stalls, I just lose my appetite. First, there are the walls. What mentally challenged men have been writing poetry on these walls? "Eat shit you fuck face cum-dumpster"? Who are they writing to? "Call 555-6792 for a blowjob"? Yeah, I'll make sure to call this other probable male who is in no way affiliated with this bathroom stall for a BJ. There are all of these tastless and humourless remarks written in sharpie on the walls that just make you wonder: Why the fuck did they bring a sharpie into the stall with them??? I guess public bathrooms aren't exactly 'No-blogging zones'.
And then the dirty-dirty. The toilets themselves. Okay, question:
After millions of years of evolution, don't you think that we as human beings should have learned by now how to keep our dick on crosshairs with our target?
You see these toilets, and apparently someone has pissed all over the seat, they left some dingleberries on the floor around it, there's a huge piece of crap just floating there, some piss on the floor, and occasionally some feces smeared all over the walls. What do you have to be doing in the first place in order to turn your surroundings into a shit-covered canvas, anyways? Are they playing Mario-Kart in there off-hand or something? I mean, geez, even if they do decide to cover the place in piss, they can at least take the time to clean up their mess off of the toilet.
/End rant.
First off, how many of you all reading this actually use public restrooms? Whether in school or otherwise?
I myself almost NEVER use public bathrooms. When I'm in school and really need to, I skip the bathrooms lining the hall and head straight for the somewhat "cleansier" bathrooms in our gym. No ones ever in there. I'm sure that whenever I do this, I get some strange looks from people, because I always do it during lunch when there are students and teachers in the gym playing basketball, but I just walk right past them, onto the stage, and into the locker room. Even once I'm there, I proceed to wipe down the seat before even touching it. I'll stop there.
Now that I've told you what I personally do, comes this question. Are these people who use public restrooms nowadays fucking idiots?
I swear that every time I walk into a public bathroom and see one of those stalls, I just lose my appetite. First, there are the walls. What mentally challenged men have been writing poetry on these walls? "Eat shit you fuck face cum-dumpster"? Who are they writing to? "Call 555-6792 for a blowjob"? Yeah, I'll make sure to call this other probable male who is in no way affiliated with this bathroom stall for a BJ. There are all of these tastless and humourless remarks written in sharpie on the walls that just make you wonder: Why the fuck did they bring a sharpie into the stall with them??? I guess public bathrooms aren't exactly 'No-blogging zones'.
And then the dirty-dirty. The toilets themselves. Okay, question:
After millions of years of evolution, don't you think that we as human beings should have learned by now how to keep our dick on crosshairs with our target?
You see these toilets, and apparently someone has pissed all over the seat, they left some dingleberries on the floor around it, there's a huge piece of crap just floating there, some piss on the floor, and occasionally some feces smeared all over the walls. What do you have to be doing in the first place in order to turn your surroundings into a shit-covered canvas, anyways? Are they playing Mario-Kart in there off-hand or something? I mean, geez, even if they do decide to cover the place in piss, they can at least take the time to clean up their mess off of the toilet.
/End rant.